I just got my Pipedreams Total Ecstasy Triple Stimulator a few hours ago, and all I can say is…WOW! Who cares if this thing looks like a kinky pink cactus, when it may very well be the single most perfect anal toy ever?! If you’re looking at the picture above, you’re probably thinking “that’s not even an anal toy! What’s she talking about?”, but let me explain myself.

See, I’ll admit, I’m not exactly new to anal exploration. After all, I own a sex toy site, right? But the reason I rank this toy so highly is because it is perfect for almost everyone, from anal beginner to seasoned pro. This is because this particular has pretty much every possible angle covered. It has a great central dildo, which has the awesome rotating pearl feeling that stimulates your labia, and it has not one, like some of the cheap models, but TWO vibrating bullets to take care of business on both the clit side and the anal side. This makes it the perfect anal toy for ladies who demand a lot from their toys…or those who are simply tired of having to juggle multiple toys in order to get stimulation on all sides.

The reason it’s the perfect anal toy for beginners is because the anal portion is soft, small, flexible, and completely non-intimidating. And of course for all of the above reasons as well. I mean, you just can’t get any better than a product that does a great job of stimulating your three most important erogenous zones at once, right? If nothing else, the other two points of stimulation will help take your mind off of the fact that you’re inserting something into your bum. Then again…if you really are a beginner, and you start out with the Total Ecstasy, you just might spoil yourself for every other vibrator on the market…so buyer beware!